Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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