Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
