Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So. Much. Porn.
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