Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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