Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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