Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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