We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
