So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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