he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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