no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
