Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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