FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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