Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just cropdusted the office
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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