I look better un-naked...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i would one night stand the shit outta him
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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