i just had sex bonerless
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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