I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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