Can Purell be used as lube?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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