so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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