4 words: hood of his car
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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