Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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