My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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