K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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