ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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