I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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