I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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