You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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