Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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