we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
