glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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