she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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