STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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