apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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