not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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