She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
