you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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