Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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