Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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