And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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