So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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