you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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