sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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