i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
send nudes
from the living room?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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