I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
