When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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