is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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