is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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