How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
