google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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