Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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