I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
