I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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