Banned from zoo.
Again?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
