If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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