Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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