Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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